House Plants - Funny Greeting Card - Mother's Day - Father's Day - Anniversary
"Thanks for treating me better than you treat your house plants." Because - you know, neglect and stuff. Perfect for your mom. Maybe your dad. Probably your best friend.
This A2 card is hand drawn and Gocco printed. It comes with a coordinating envelope (colors may vary) and a protective cello sleeve. It will ship via USPS First Class mail in a cardboard mailer.
Email: papermichelle [!at] gmail.com
Shipping from United States
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Michelle Werk is a maker of stationery, paper art and greeting cards in Wisconsin, USA.
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