Funny Birthday Card - Cash Me Outside - Funny Graduation Card - Cash Me Ousside - How Bow Dat?, Birthday Card Funny, Funny Wedding Card

Funny Birthday Card - Cash Me Outside - Funny Graduation Card - Cash Me Ousside - How Bow Dat?, Birthday Card Funny, Funny Wedding Card


Shipping to United States: $1.75

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Everyone has seen the meme. Here is a play on the Dr. Phil girl "Cash me ousside. How bow dah?"

Well - if you have a card that you're going to stick money in, this would be the card you need because "Cash be inside. How bow dat?"

Comes with a coordinating envelope in a cello sleeve.
Ships USPS - First Class - in a sturdy mailer.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Michelle Werk is a maker of stationery, paper art and greeting cards in Wisconsin, USA.

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Reviews (5)


Love it and so did the recipient!

This card just cracks me up! And it’s fun to stick a $5 bill inside and tell the recipient to go buy themselves a birthday beer.

I can't wait to give this to my brother. He'll love it! Awesome card. Awesome shop. Thank you!

The card is hilarious! Loved everything about it!

This card is hilariously awesome. It was a hit! Fast shipping and decent pricing; can't be beat!