Funny Love Card - Take Your Socks, Pet Lover's Card, Dog Card, Funny Valentine's Day Card, Card From Dog, Anniversary Card, Card for Husband

Funny Love Card - Take Your Socks, Pet Lover's Card, Dog Card, Funny Valentine's Day Card, Card From Dog, Anniversary Card, Card for Husband

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My dog, Gertie, has a weird obsession with dirty socks. She steals them. She carries them around and puts them in piles, so she can sleep on them. It is the cutest.

My interpretation is that this is how she says, "I love you so much." You can say the same to somebody YOU LOVE SO MUCH!

This A2 card is blank on the inside. It comes with a coordinating envelope and a protective cello sleeve.

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Love this card! Shipped fast as well!


Super cute card! I didn’t receive the card the first time it was sent out, but the shop owner was very prompt in communicating with me and sending me another card, which arrived with no problem. Can’t wait to give it to my husband and will likely frame it and place it over our laundry basket after, since our dog is a sock thief! :)


great quality and fast shipping!