You Can Hear the Ocean - Funny Birthday Card - Funny Wedding Card - Funny Friendship Card
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"If you hold this card up to your ear, you can hear the ocean....because it's empty."
Blank A2 card comes with a coordinating envelope and protective cello sleeve. It will ship via USPS First Class Mail in a cardboard mailer.
Please convo for wholesale inquiries.
For your privacy and security,payment should be made through PayPal within 24 hours of purchase.
All items shipped to a Wisconsin address will be charged sales tax of 5.6%.
**You do not need a PayPal account to use it, as major credit cards are also accepted.**
Shipping from United States
I will send your order to the address you have listed on Etsy - unless otherwise requested.
Shipping costs include handling, packaging materials and First Class USPS postage.
I will ship USPS within three days of received payment; however I do not guarantee shipping times. Most deliveries will be made in 5-7 days. If you need it earlier than that, we can made arrangements for Priority Shipping at an additional cost to the buyer.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If you're unhappy, I'll do what I can to make it right. Convo me and we'll work something out.