Funny Birthday Card - 99 Problems // Jay Z Inspired, 99 Problems But Your Gift Ain't One, Hip Hop, Jay-Z, Rapper Card, Funny, For Him

Funny Birthday Card - 99 Problems // Jay Z Inspired, 99 Problems But Your Gift Ain't One, Hip Hop, Jay-Z, Rapper Card, Funny, For Him

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So you're into hip-hop and rap? Hova approves. This A2 card will come with a coordinating envelope and in a protective cello sleeve. It is blank on the inside.

It says "birthday" card - but really - this card is completely appropriate anytime a gift is required (wedding, baby shower, anniversary!)

Hey! Do you need a CHRISTMAS version of this card? I totally have it available in the shop with "Merry Christmas" written on it!

Gocco printed by hand.

www.papermichelle.com
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*Inspired by Jay-Z - 99 Problems*

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Michelle Werk is a maker of stationery, paper art and greeting cards in Wisconsin, USA.

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Reviews (4)

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Great card, fast shipping! Had a mix-up with order and Michelle was so kind and fixed it immediately, awesome service. Will be back.


Cute card. Fast shipping. Thank you!


Awesome card! Fast shipping too!


Such a funny card. We love it !!